Day 38: Professor Reborn Teaches

Professor Reborn will be teaching today. The lesson may be short but extremely useful. By the end of this lesson, you will how to frustrate a person even though he may not be around you.

How to Irritate a Person from Afar
Step 1: Keep emailing him with URGENT in the subject.
Step 2: Ask the same question or variants of it over and over again in the emails.
Step 3: Ignore his claims that the data are not with him, but back in the home country.
Step 4: Keep hounding him for the data.
Step 5: Ask one of his colleagues to irritate him by asking him for the same data.
Step 6: Treat him as though he is non-existant now.
Step 7: Do not give him all the information he need, or only reveal at the very last minute.
Step 8: Act as though he is the devil and you are the angel.
Step 9: Keep smiling at him, while you are throwing daggers and stabbing his heart.
Step 10: Always remember that you are the boss and everyone else is your servant.

Irritants from the Idiotic Morons Enterprise have perfected this art. Remind me never to work with them again.

Pass the method on. Everyone has to learn this skill.

Remember Professor Reborn is always right.