Thanks for your calls

Dear Ms LSK,

Thanks for calling to inform me that my claim form had errors. Please understand that I am not so blur to include Saturdays and Sundays into the claim. I do appreciate your calling to allow me time for amendments. But, in future, please check that you are using the right calendar. This is already 2006.

For the three calls this morning, is it possible for me to charge my phone bill to the school? It's more than 5 dollars per minute.

Once again, I do appreciate your calling. But not at 0300hrs. I was still sleeping. No doubt you thought I'm in Singapore. Hasn't the department updated my status? I'm on STUDY LEAVE IN SWEDEN. It was approved by Prof Q, and certified by you no less.

Thanks, but I do not need to get up to pee in the middle of the night. All I wanted is uninterrupted sleep.

B. Regards,
Reborn